love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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