Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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