You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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