i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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