The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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