two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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