i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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