i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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