did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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