my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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