Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
