can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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