you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
