OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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