I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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