I don't think brook has ever known best
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ketchup is God's man juice
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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