what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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