i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize