At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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