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(269): View more from Michigan

Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to

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(301): View more from Maryland

why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?

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(630): View more from Illinois

She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back

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(513): View more from Ohio

They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media

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(214): View more from Texas

they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?

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