You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wear drunk well.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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