I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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