she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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