"it" just moved
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The adults are the big ones right?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
