Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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