So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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