when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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