guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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