My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
try to milk me bitch
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
