I love black thongs
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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