Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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