Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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