where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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