There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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