I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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