she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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