I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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