I don't think brook has ever known best
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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