This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
