If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Randomize
