Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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