If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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