i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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