it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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