3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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