no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
