thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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