This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
