so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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