yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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