i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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