How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
