im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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